ICHIJOU! Or whatever your name is. That dress code. What if we don't follow it? Everything's just so...itchy and stiff! It's worse than that suit England gave me ages ago...

OTHER THAN THAT. Who else is going?

Oh, and just so you guys know, I am the country that all of you want to be allied with, and Russia is the country that you should ALL ( Read more... )

[the first thing listeners will notice is that America sounds EXTREMELY relaxed, more so than he's EVER going to be]

Alright, I declare that in celebration of my time period, we should all get down and hang together! It'll be outta sight and afterward everyone can just hang and mellow out, y'know?

[he's slurring a little by this point, but don't ( Read more... )

EVERYONE WHO IS YELLOW IS OFFICIALLY AWESOME.

That being said, everyone who is RED is officially a COMMUNIST and needs to leave the island!

Thank you and have a nice day~

[[ooc: If America wasn't all Communism-rawr-containment-plzkthx, he'd totally try to make the American flag out of the red, white and blue people :D]]